A pretty face can’t hide an ugly mind~

Alright, let me start this off with a photo.

Integrity.

So I’ll be completely honest and admit that I watched the Miss America pageant. Yeah….

It all started when we all decided to just crash at a friend’s place.

Me: (flipping channels) What are we doing tonight?
Dizzle: Dunno, what’s on TV.
Chibs: There’s UFC or something.
Me: BRO SHOW.
(then I stop on Miss America Pageant.)
Chris: Ooh…?
(We continue to watch a little bit more.)
Dizzle: …so this is what guys do right? Watch Miss America?
(we all pause)
Dizzle: This is good, I feel like a man.
(hahaha)

Yes, m'lady. I shall TAKE IT. (wakes up) NOOOOO!!!!!!

Somewhere along the middle of the night, we started rooting for a particular girl. More specifically, during the swimsuit section we started vibing with Ms. Arizona a lot. I’m not saying that we started pitching tents but you know, she, by consensus of the room (measured in how many times we said, “DAYUMM,” or even more so, “GODDAYUMM”), was agreed upon as the most gorgeous looking girl among the flock. First off, she really stood out; I believe it was only her and Ms. New Jersey that were the only minorities competing in the pageant. I’m guessing with a name like Alicia-Monique Blanco, she was Mexican; and Ms. New Jersey….shit, I don’t even know her name. Sorry girl, and I live here in Jersey too.

I'm sorry, what did you say, girl?

Anyways, after 40 and odd some minutes of ogling at these women in various states of (un)dress, we finally come to, probably the least important part of the whole pageantry – the question and answer portion. Of course I’m going to sound misogynist here but, come on. Really? For the past 40 minutes, we’ve been celebrating the image of the “perfect” woman by displaying these ladies in their swimsuits and evening dresses….which was actually very tacky.What happened in the yesteryears when high-profiled fashion stylists did their wardrobe?

Anyways, where were we…..ahh yes, the question and answer portion. I wasn’t expecting much from these ladies, yes I said it, and you know what, the judges didn’t either. Aside for 2 questions, no other question of higher level comprehension was given to these ladies. Hell, Keenan Thompson didn’t even dress up for the event, just rolled deep in his black hoodie, jeans, and Timbs; and there was a question about Chris Brown and Rhianna, for fuck’s sake. Apparently, these are the issues of America today that we need a female representative to get on top of things.

The first question that was of any relevance to today’s issues was about the government bailout and the second meaningful one was given to our favorite Ms. Arizona.

You can watch the crumbling mind of a young woman here.

Keenan Thompson: Do you believe that America should adopt a universal health care as a right for all American Citizens?

Ms. Arizona: You know what, I think this is an issue of integrity, regardless of which end of the political spectrum I stand on. I’ve been raised in a family to know right from wrong and politics whether or not you fall in the middle, the left or the right, its an issue of integrity…and I say that with the utmost conviction.

Now, what in the bloody fuck does that have to do with anything? It was a yes or no goddamn question, was this girl even paying attention? I even tried to save that whole answer there with the bold marks to make it seem much more dramatic than what it really was. But really though? Who’s fucking integrity was she talking about, the Americans who will get the healthcare? I’m so annoyed by this goddamn answer. It was as if she came into this pageant with one answer that she was  going to use no matter what the question was.

Goddamit!

Possible questions she could have had:

Keenan: How do you feel about the issues revolving around waterboarding torture?
Ms. Arizona: Integrity.

Keenan: What do you feel about the state of economy right now during this recession?
Ms. Arizona: Integrity.

Keenan: Can I buy you a DRANK?!
Ms. Arizona: Integrity.

Keenan: Yes or no?
Ms. Arizona: Integrity.

I can’t believe this girl WON Miss Arizona to begin with. Anyone who has a brain could have answered any of the questions that was presented during the pageant if they have ANY clue on what’s happening around them.

I’m sure we all know that the contestants are not trying to get into politics, but the simple act of watching something on the TV that doesn’t involve celebrity gossip or reality TV shows and you might be able to learn something. Read a magazine or a newspaper, people! There’s more to life than what revolves around your own immediate circle!

Also, who was the fucking genius suggested that she memorized that bullshit that she spewed out? It’s like she saw a goddamn internet meme and decided it was a good idea to do.

Woof!

I’m not going to front though, if a girl like that was attracted to me, I sure as hell would put up with the lack of awareness that she might have. I’m not saying that all pretty woman are stupid, just that the ones who are stupid better be physically blessed to make up for the lack of intellect.

Even then, after time has passed by and our looks have faded, all that’s left is your mind and personality. So I say, “yay!” to funny and cute girls rather than these model types. They’re much more fun to be around ^_^

Faiz out-