The Ten Dimensions to the Meaning of Life

Today has been a bit slow, I’ve been sick since my return from Canada but my mind has been given a mental workout while I rest my physical state in this couch.

It started off with me having a couragous dogfight in the infinite beauty of space, only the stylus and the Nintendo DS in my hands being the flaming sword to smite all opposers. Pontificating to deaf ears about the duties of being a true Star Fox pilot (which I advice anyone that reads this to go to your local game store and purchase this game immediately), I calmly shut the game off and turn on the TV.

Comedy central, it seems, is playing Dogma.

I hate Kevin Smith but this was a great movie.

Stolen moments…

First off, I’m calling it.
I’m a bitch. I just saw this movie and I liked it.

Holy shit, I'm lame.

Despite my need of castration, I will admit to a lot of the things said in this movie…

Faiz in Quebec City

Another video blog post for all of youuuuu~
You should know it by now, hit the jump for more photos ^_^

Montreal Pimpin’ part 2

Hey again, was at St. Joseph’s in Montreal before heading up to Quebec.
And again, another video blog for all of you…hit the jump for more photos and stalking!

Zut alors! Faiz in Montreal?!

Wassup wassup everyone! Faiz here and I finally got a hold of a computer! So I made a little video blog for all of you.
Also, hit the jump for more photos!

For Philth and Kait…

I just watched an episode of that horrific show, Jon and Kate plus Eight…in French.

Kate is a bitch. Like super fucking bitch.
So is her kid, Mady. Jesus christ, that girl got the bitch genes.

Still though, Jon should not be cheating on his wife.
And Mady and Cara are gonna grow to be hot little jailbaits. Yes, I said it.

Faiz out-

O Canada, O Canada…

I happened to get a hold of a computer.
I am in Canada right now and this keyboard is in French. You might not think it makes a difference but it does, well anyways…

Kyra, here. Post here.

So, you want me to take back what I said.

Are you telling me you want to date me?!

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“Wait, I’m reading this one right now…wtf is this?”

“Thanks, Kyra.”
“No problem. “
“So…do you wanna go out or something?”
“Ewww, no.”

“Did I ever say that…?”
“No…not really, but it made for a good ending to the post.”
“You gotta take that back, I need to have a good reputation with your friends.”
“Then post in it. Post in my blog. Tell them that you would go out with me.”
“Ok.”
“…what?“
“Fine!!!”
“…really?”
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I’m saving this spot to write something but right now…I’m working on something for a company. >_<

what’s old is new

philth here. it’s been a while since i’ve posted and i wanted to just recognize our 1000th hit. didn’t see that coming. pretty awesome. i’m throwing on my nostalgia goggles today and sending you on a trip to ricstultz.com.

3 Things That Men Want From A Girl – According to Faiz

Food.
Blowjobs.
Sex.

Hah.

Good night everybody!

Haha, jokes jokes, let me bring it back. Since I wrote this blog about what women want, it got me thinking of what men want from a woman.
More specifically, what I want.

Before I move on, check this video out and hit the jump for my list.