I’m ripping this right from my facebook but here’s the video!
RAMEN FRIDAY, TO KEEP THE HATERS OUT.
Roll one up, HOMIE.
Full course mothermeowing meal.
AND ALL VEGETARIAN, WADDUP.
Tamagoyaki – Get that loving started.
Mama Min-styled Vegetarian Eggrolls and Dumplings – Eggrolls for your throat holes, hoe.
Since it’s mothermeowing ramen friday, I made a full selection for you FOOLS.
3 different positions to make you go ugh~~~
Special Soy Sauce Spinach Soup Stock – This shōyu style soup is so damn good that Popeye used to eat this everyday. AS VIAGRA.
Sexual Salty Scallion Soup – Squeezed scallions skeet, leaking this shio-style soup into your bowl, you nasty person you.
MI-SO-LOVE-YOU-LONG-TIME – Created in Hokkaidō, this miso-style soup stock will lube you and love you. DOWN YOUR THROAT.
Mmm, you know you’re an insatiable SLUT so we top off this delightful night of getting up all in you with something sweet and FREAK-AY.
Ice Cream Geppei – Japanese-style mooncake with TWIST.
That twist? COCAINE.
So get fucking ready tomorrow, hoes. IT’S ON FOR SOME RAMEN LOVING.
-written by Walter the Pillow Kitty.
PS. Read my onigiri tutorial, hoe