Posts Tagged ‘what the fuck’

Alright, look here ladies, especially you cute asian-posing delicious ladies.
Watch.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I can help you ladies with this for free.
FOR FREE.

And it says you only need to shake it like for 6 minutes, we’re good!

Im looking at you Hwang Mi Hee, come over here and lets get your arms in shape!

I'm looking at you Hwang Mi Hee, come over here and let's get your arms in shape!

This is actually a post that was brought up because of a surprise.

I log on to WordPress and something caught my eye in our blog’s top searches tab:

A few things:

  • First off, I’m thankful and gratefully appreciative for those of you that actually know us by name and search for us.
  • Second, why are we getting hits with a search like “cute 13 year old?” That’s just making us hella creepy, haha.
  • Opening a martial arts school? Hire us if you need to film a commercial!

Though, the one thing that really stood out was the search for “adrienne s . barash” and what made it much more eye catching was  what preceded it: la county jail.

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Because if it was not, then behold a new becoming of blue men and buildings. Try and try do the bananas will slip into the blackness of the pavement, only to be met with discerning looks of tired men and half-bit lollipops. The white arm gloved in the shadows of the edge of the dvd case brings about a perspective only to be bailed with tight wires and gray.

What once a large dome, now only smaller nub to which the hairs of the shaven extra of the idealistic policies of picture holding teddies with technology, burn through the black magic mirror, showing those limitless yet trivial pursuits.

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Alright, let me start this off with a photo.

Integrity.

Integrity.

So I’ll be completely honest and admit that I watched the Miss America pageant. Yeah….
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