Time to work out, ladies!

Alright, look here ladies, especially you cute asian-posing delicious ladies. Watch. Now, don’t get me wrong, I can help you ladies with this for free. FOR FREE. And it says you only need to shake it like for 6 minutes, we’re good!

‘Sense’ is a postulated theory of ‘why.’ (drunk poem posting)

Because if it was not, then behold a new becoming of blue men and buildings. Try and try do the bananas will slip into the blackness of the pavement, only to be met with discerning looks of tired men and half-bit lollipops. The white arm gloved in the shadows of the edge of the dvd [...]

That goddamn Karate chop gesture.

Seriously, who started doing this in conversations first? I wanna karate chop him in the neck. And this isn’t the first time I’ve come across someone who does this gesture….

Britain DOES HAVE talent.

Christiana, this is from your side of the ocean ^_^ Susan Boyle, 47, makes one of the most moving performances I’ve seen in a while. And this clearly fits the cliche, “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.” You go, girl. Dream that dream.

Where’s the love?

Remember this hideous cute little couple? Keep reading and I’ll tell you a wonderful tale of my “youth.”

Asian “gangstas”

Faiz here, and let me get right to it. I hate Asian gangsta wannabees. Hit the jump for the full fucking rant.