Posts Tagged ‘WTF?!’

Alright, look here ladies, especially you cute asian-posing delicious ladies.
Watch.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I can help you ladies with this for free.
FOR FREE.

And it says you only need to shake it like for 6 minutes, we’re good!

Im looking at you Hwang Mi Hee, come over here and lets get your arms in shape!

I'm looking at you Hwang Mi Hee, come over here and let's get your arms in shape!

Because if it was not, then behold a new becoming of blue men and buildings. Try and try do the bananas will slip into the blackness of the pavement, only to be met with discerning looks of tired men and half-bit lollipops. The white arm gloved in the shadows of the edge of the dvd case brings about a perspective only to be bailed with tight wires and gray.

What once a large dome, now only smaller nub to which the hairs of the shaven extra of the idealistic policies of picture holding teddies with technology, burn through the black magic mirror, showing those limitless yet trivial pursuits.

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Seriously, who started doing this in conversations first? I wanna karate chop him in the neck.

How appropriate. Its a white girl, in a Qipao, doing that goddamn karate chop move. Ugh.

How appropriate. It's a white girl, in a Qipao, doing that goddamn karate chop move. Ugh.

And this isn’t the first time I’ve come across someone who does this gesture….
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Christiana, this is from your side of the ocean ^_^

Susan Boyle, 47, makes one of the most moving performances I’ve seen in a while.

And this clearly fits the cliche, “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.”
You go, girl. Dream that dream.

Remember this hideous cute little couple?

13 year old broseph, Alfie Patten and 15 year old level 70 troll, Chantelle Steadman, with their demonic hellspawn destined to purge the world with fire and brimstone, Maisie.

13 year old broseph, Alfie Patten and 15 year old level 70 troll, Chantelle Steadman, with their demonic hellspawn destined to purge the world with fire and brimstone, Maisie.

Keep reading and I’ll tell you a wonderful tale of my “youth.”
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Faiz here, and let me get right to it. I hate Asian gangsta wannabees.

Hit the jump for the full fucking rant.

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